that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
update: when I told my mom about this post she told me that the boys actually ran to their mom to tell on me and their mom told them that they deserved it because they started the fight and let me continue to pressure wash her backyard and children
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
I am sittin’ right next to my air conditioner. Right next to it. It is on the lowest temperature on the highest damn speed, okay? Sixty-four degrees and it’s on turbo. What the fuck do I need to put this bitch on? Power Ranger?! [x]
I love her
The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
By Erica Kuschel.
If this doesn’t make you want to visit Peru, then you don’t deserve to see these pics. Shoo shoo scroll away.
Cool Llama what are you doing omg somebody put sunglasses on that fellow ahahhaha
kuzco we all know you built this now shut up and let me enjoy the scenery