“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look...
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
DON’T EVER TELL THE INTERNET NOT TO DO SOMETHING
DON’T EVER TELL THE INTERNET NOT TO DO SOMETHING
Red Kite misjudges dive on a scrap of fallen meat only to be ambushed by a Canada Goose.
(photos by Craig Sluman)
HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER
DO NOT fuck with Canada geese. They are crazy motherfuckers.
Red Kite misjudges dive on a scrap of fallen meat only to be ambushed by a Canada Goose.
(photos by Craig Sluman)
HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER
DO NOT fuck with Canada geese. They are crazy motherfuckers.
“Code 13. We have a suicidal Elmo in isle 8.”
Wayne + props
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET EVER
Wayne + props
THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT GIFSET EVER
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so fabulous
If you can watch this without peeing yourself laughing.
I salute you.
Goats and sheep screaming at people.
S C R E A M I N G
I AM FUCKING DYING
OMG THE VERY LAST ONE OMGGGG
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THESE ANIMALS ARE FUCKING RETEW YDSD;l
THE LAST ONE OMG
AND THE ONE WITH THE GUY
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH GOVERNMENT AND THE GOAT SPAT AT HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUNNY IS THAT
WATCH THIS.
If you can watch this without peeing yourself laughing.
I salute you.
Goats and sheep screaming at people.
S C R E A M I N G
I AM FUCKING DYING
OMG THE VERY LAST ONE OMGGGG
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THESE ANIMALS ARE FUCKING RETEW YDSD;l
THE LAST ONE OMG
AND THE ONE WITH THE GUY
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH GOVERNMENT AND THE GOAT SPAT AT HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUNNY IS THAT
WATCH THIS.
“What do you mean I can’t have a cookie?”
I LOVE THIS CAT
#make your bed #wash the dishes #go take a shower #pay the bills #turn the laptop off